i just ate an entire package of bacon

so i saw this new video by mgmt and i thought that it was visually neat. kinda like this neo-pagan trip. i'm totally all for it! and i wish that i could afford to live such a fabulously derelict lifestyle but i'm not an american university student with hundreds of thousands to blow on models, travel, blow and bernhard wilhelm outfits! oh, the dream .... instead i wait. i'm waiting for this stripper to get to my house already. i wait for emails to be replied so i can feel like i've done something with my seemingly useless day. i wait for my arteries to congeal cause i know deep down in my clogged heart that consuming a whole package of bacon along with the rice that i fried in it's drippins, is not good for my health. 

waiting isn't either!

it's like 'trapped in the closet' ... you wait and wait 

like some sufferable longing, pulling at your short hairs. 

it's so ridiculous and necessary